Aria

How Dismal!
All of my fleas
bite Me bloody!
DooM's apprentice
opeNs his
massive mAw,
drooling wiTh pleasure!
Oh, my paIns
and sOrrows!
None worse
than black despaiR!
In my distrEss
I calleD, "Willie, Willie!"
and whEn they
carried hiM hither,
the dolPhins leapt high,
yeT soon fell back again.
All while the brIght moon
shOne, sizzling
its inarticulate soNg!
How Dismal!
they tickle mE
and I'm All itchy!
and wiTh all of this singing
I'm out of breatH...
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